i'm worried this story actually isn't that interesting
  1. when i was in high school all the seniors were OBSESSED with wearing togas
  2. so when i was a sophomore, student council decided that the homecoming theme was going to be salad dressing
  3. so that the seniors could be caesar and wear togas to school
  4. freshmen were french dressing so like stripes and berets and stuff??
  5. sophomores were ranch so cowboy stuff
  6. juniors were thousand island so like hawaiian shirts
  7. and seniors were caesar so they could wear togas
  8. and our homecoming parade had salad dressing themed floats and it was all a real embarrassing time
  9. so that's how my high school had a salad dressing themed homecoming