Things I Got in Trouble for in School

  1. putting a snowball under my hat
  2. pretending my leg was stuck in a pile of snow
  3. kissing the ground and saying hallelujah after coming in from recess
    my first detention
  4. catching caterpillars
  5. trying to catch a snake
  6. not doing my homework
    my second and last detention
  7. making an extreme amount of cootie catchers
  8. not talking
    my friends and i had a game to see who could go the longest without talking. our teacher wasn't into it
  9. talking too much
  10. and then in high school i was a perfect angel who was scared of authority (this is still true today)