Thoughts of a High School Sub Who Is Unsure Which Rules Are Real and What the Kids Are Making Up 👥

  1. "good morning kids! miss johnson is out sick today so i'll be your sub!"
  2. the notes say to collect homework
  3. but the kids are saying they have until tomorrow to do it
  4. what happens if i collect it and they DID have until tomorrow and i screw up her less on plans for the whole week?
  5. okay, calm down, just trust the notes and collect the papers.
  6. a lot of kids have their phones out
  7. is that allowed?
  8. is this one of those progressive technology schools?
  9. i'm getting old
  10. the kids say they are allowed to have them
  11. ok i guess they can keep them....
  12. they also said they don't have to ask to go to the bathroom
  13. these are high school freshman
  14. i think you still have to ask to pee in high school?
  15. right?
  16. a lot of them are going to the bathroom
  17. in groups
  18. i might have to put my foot down
  19. OH HELL NO I KNOW YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VAPE IN HERE
  20. WHO DID THAT
  21. what if the kids are vaping drugs?
  22. and someone finds out?
  23. and i'm banned from subbing here ever again?
  24. and it makes the news?
  25. and i shame my entire family?
  26. and i go to prison?
  27. just because one punk kid vaped drugs in my class
  28. this isn't even MY class
  29. oh thank god
  30. the bell rang