Three People I Would Bring to a Desert Island

  1. bear grylls
    okay, obviously i'm not going to be skinning rattlesnakes or whatever for dinner so someone has to.
  2. gordon ramsey
    someones gotta SEASON the rattlesnake
  3. john mulaney
    i need entertainment and also i want john mulaney to be my best friend. also, just imagine john mulaney sitting around a campfire, chewing on some rattlesnake prepared by gordon ramsey
  4. runner up - adele
    for the same reason i'd bring john mulaney