1. bear grylls
    okay, obviously i'm not going to be skinning rattlesnakes or whatever for dinner so someone has to.
  2. gordon ramsey
    someones gotta SEASON the rattlesnake
  3. john mulaney
    i need entertainment and also i want john mulaney to be my best friend. also, just imagine john mulaney sitting around a campfire, chewing on some rattlesnake prepared by gordon ramsey
  4. runner up - adele
    for the same reason i'd bring john mulaney