Titles for the Memoir I Will Never Write

Inspired by @k8mcgarry
  1. straight and narrow: two things i'm not
  2. how to stop hating yourself and start hating boys age 16-21
  3. if you give a girl a netflix subscription
  4. do it yourself no wait here let me do it
  5. leggings are the new pants
  6. bermuda shorts, and other things i've outgrown
  7. he's just not that into you (and neither is she)