1. there's nothing to do here
    typical small town kid thing to say but HONESTLY i also go to college in a different boring ass town and i am so over it
  2. probably no jobs for me here
  3. too many of the same people
    0 diversity
  4. both my parents stayed
    my dad went to the same high school i did which is cool i guess but also i have no desire to have my kids also attend that high school
  5. nothing ever happens
    NEVER EVER
  6. really conservative
    i live in the bible belt of michigan which is no place for me
  7. i could never afford a house here anyway
    my parents are gonna sell my house as soon as my little bro goes away to college so i cant even inherit my childhood home
  8. I JUST WANT TO
  9. I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUTTA HERE
    jk on the celebrity part tho