Worst Places to Spontaneously Combust

  1. your own funeral
  2. your presidential inauguration
  3. paper factory
  4. court side at a basketball game
  5. in a mosh pit
  6. in a road side fireworks stand
  7. in the redwood forest
  8. teaching your firstborn to ride a bike
  9. running a relay at the olympics
  10. while filling your car with gas
  11. on a ferris wheel
  12. in bed