THINGS ONLY SOUTHERN FRAT BOYS SAY
Someone must have done some real bad shit for God to bless this earth with southern frat boys whose combined IQs probably hit 98. These are all real things I have heard or been told
- •You'd be prettier if you were white
- •Did you know Obama funds ISIS? That's what the Hillary scandal is about
- •Yo can I wear my chubbies with bean boots?
- •I'd slam her but I'd have to put a bag on her head first
- •The chlamydia was so worth the bang dude
- •*says I am from Columbia, SC* oh! So how was immigrating from South America?
- •Your bow tie is so dank, what a bro
- •So you say you're American....but you're brown skinned....
- •I've gotten laid so many times thanks to my Southern Tide bedsheets