APPOINTMENT

  1. I had to drive down to Pittsburgh today for an appointment.
  2. The parking garage was almost full. There were three cars in front of me and two behind me, and everyone was going really slowly.
  3. By the time we got to the sixth floor, I started yelling, "OH MY GOD GO FASTER AHHHHHHH JUST GO FASTER THIS IS NEVER GOING TO END," and then covering my mouth and yelling into my hand.
  4. I was late.
  5. By the time I got to the seventh floor, I realized that my window was down, as were all of the other cars' drivers' windows.
  6. I told this story to the doctor while he was disinfecting his hands.
  7. When I was done, he looked up and said flatly, "So they all heard you." And then launched into the examination.