BILLY, THE TURTLE, AND MY DAD

  1. When my brother was a kid, he and my dad caught a turtle.
  2. They put it in a bucket.
  3. It was in the bucket for an hour.
  4. When they let it go, as it toddled away, Billy said, "He must have hated that."
  5. But my dad said, "Oh, he's already forgotten it."