1. This should be fun.
    Static
  2. I don't know if you noticed but I am not on the list. Also, the mean age here is 64.
  3. I would love to take my phone to the basement, where the festivities are. But I feared that would be ill received.
  4. I am holed up in the upstairs bathroom
  5. Also, being candid is good, right? I mean generally.
  6. Someone here is named Regis
  7. Did I mention I'm not on the list
  8. Ok fine I'll go back downstairs
  9. Clarence
    Static
  10. Sarah and Ellen
    Static
  11. Regis
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  12. Tommy
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  13. Paul
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  14. Food
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  15. Sarah
    Static
    We're on our way
  16. Tommy just told me about his discussion with veteran of the Afghanistan war. The mentality is that you can replace children but not animals. They have children walk in front of the farm animals in case there our leftover mines from the Russian Afghanistan war. Their thought is we can replace the child but the animals are so much more expensive.