I HAD A DREAM

  1. I met Marco Rubio at a conference, and we fell in love.
  2. We just gazed at each other, really.
  3. But I had a suitcase to pack and a bus to catch.
  4. And he had a wife and kids.
  5. So we parted ways.
  6. And we did not discuss how his immigration approach scares the Republican establishment to the point that unless moderates vote in the Republican primary, Cruz or Trump will likely be the nominee.
  7. But that's probably why I had a dream about him. And because he's cute.