LATE TO THE MANSPLAINING PARTY

  1. But it just happened
  2. I didn't realize mansplaining could be having a ridiculously simple concept circled-and-landed on to you in a seemingly infinite fashion
  3. In all fairness, it might have had to do with his being twenty years my senior more so than either of our genders
  4. I also didn't realize why it's so annoying
  5. It wastes time