MY ACCEPTABLE CELEBRITY DOPPELGÄNGER LIST
- •Chloe SevignyThe summer after the movie Kids came out, I worked at the Big Butler Fair. Fellow teenagers would point at me and say, "There is the girl with AIDS." Because in that movie, Chloe's character contracts AIDS. (Ostensibly.) (I don't mean this to be offensive.)
- •Meg RyanComparisons started happening after she was in that angel movie with Nic Cage.
- •Anna TorvTwo of my old coworkers would always say she reminded them of me. They said they meant her character on Fringe, not just her appearance. That still did not motivate me to watch Fringe, however.
- •Recent selfie whaaaaaaat