MY ONE DIRECTION LIST

  1. It took me three full days to drive from Florida to Pennsylvania when I left my husband.
  2. I had my six-year-old Siamese cat, Betty, in the car with me.
  3. So I just kept singing her that song about driving all night to keep her warm.
  4. She was on tranquilizers. So it was more for my benefit.
  5. TIME IS FROOOOOOOOZEN
  6. (Also, Harry is the hottest one.)
  7. Thus concludes my One Direction list.