Requested by @erikaaa
  1. Visit my friend
  2. Then start my new job
  3. Write poems
  4. Write lists
  5. Post quasi-funny things on Twitter
  6. Meet someone who isn't a crazy asshole
    See: previous list
  7. Stop torturing myself about the past
  8. Stop waiting to be happy and just be happy
  9. Maybe get a new couch at some point