Please join in the fun while indulging how awful I am.
  1. Switzerland
    Women got the right to vote in 1972. Ooooook, Switzerland.
  2. Tom Waits
    Don't even start.
  3. Pillow-top mattresses
    Have fun sleeping in the coffin-like indent you'll create in under two months.
  4. iPhones
    Inputting text? Don't worry, spellcheck is here to make that experience a total nightmare. And yes, someone already tried to shut it off for me. I feel like I'm in 2001 Space Odyssey. UPDATE, per @Alphonse 's request: SHITTY wireless. 💥💥💥
  5. Benedict Cumberbach
    This point is dated but just as true as it ever was.
  6. College minors
    Why didn't I just buckle down and double major. LIKE MY ONE BROTHER.
  7. This saying: "Everything happens for a reason."
    Take your predestination ideas and get outta town, buster brown.
  8. The Making of a Murderer
    Frontline called. It wants its aesthetic back.
  9. Bruce Springsteen
    Sorry, Jersey.
  10. The Danish Girl
    Hey, maybe this movie is good. I don't know because I'll never see it. Because I see, on average, 19 trailers for it a day. And I don't even watch that much TV.
  11. Lobster
    Want some tough, chewy crab? Here you go.
  12. New Years Eve
  13. Having a wedding
    Even though mine was small, I only look back on it with shame and regret bc I did not speak to or engage with more guests.
  14. Clothes that aren't black, navy, beige, or white.
    But hey maybe you know how to match. I have to live within my own limitations on this one.
  15. Dark chocolate
    It's disgusting and if you like it, you're lying
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  16. Jim from the office
    I am prepared to lose a lot of followers/friends/respect for this one
    Suggested by @agard
  17. The NBA
    Frankly, pretty boring and annoying to watch.
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  18. Outlander
    The book was boring AF and the show is better... But also kinda boring.
    Suggested by @shanaz
  19. Coconut water
    Tastes like dirty mildew water
    Suggested by @daniela
  20. The Big Bang Theory
    Who is still watching this shit??? I quit long ago because I couldn't stand the token Indian jokes..
    Suggested by @shanaz
  21. the new snapchat filters
    they don't work on people with glasses 🙄
    Suggested by @okayerin
  22. PANTS
    The absolute worst. 🚫👖
    Suggested by @jeanette
  23. Caviar and foie gras.
    No rich person would think even consider eating these if they weren't offensively expensive.
    Suggested by @ellaellakennedy
  24. Working.
    Suggested by @rachhello
  25. Shoes with toes. NO NO NO NO NO!!! It looks like you have frostbite. Enough already!
    Suggested by @MissKimiya
  26. Friends, the show 🙄 i don't know how to say this more tactfully but is pretty much one of the worst/dullest shows I've ever watched 🙄
    Suggested by @mirthnuts
  27. Yoga. Let's have a stretching and balancing competition...GO! Haha you lost!
    Suggested by @like_wasabi
  28. The act of smoking weed
    I haven't in almost a year.
    Suggested by @olive
  29. Awards shows
    The Twitter comments about the awards shows are where it's at!!
    Suggested by @olive
  30. Hotline bling
    @stars fight me.
    Suggested by @olive
  31. People fighting over clothes at H&M during the high fashion collaborations
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    Bitch, who you foolin'? YOU'RE WEARING H&M
    Suggested by @DanaDigsYou
  32. Music with lyrics.
    Such a fad. Everyone knows, deep down, instrumental jazz is life.
    Suggested by @Jazz
  33. One Direction
    That's right, I said it - 1985 called, it wants NKOTB back. #HanginTough4Life
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  34. Using vulgarities for no apparent reason, e.g. I'm fucking amazing, I write good shit.
    At least be some sort of annoyed when you use them. Otherwise you sound like a foul-mouthed 12 year old.
    Suggested by @Alphonse
  35. Raising Canes chicken fingers
    Suggested by @audreypalumbo
  36. $5 water bottles 💦
    "Hey, let's put an expensive-looking label on some water and tell people it's special water." -Some billionaire marketer
    Suggested by @hh12995
  37. The director's cut or unrated version of a movie.
    I can't think of one dvd in my vast collection that I can't watch the theatrical release version now that I've witnessed the director's cut, or whatever.
    Suggested by @HisDudeness