OVERZEALOUS SISTER IN LAW ALERT

  1. Have I planned anything for my mother's birthday? You mean the birthday that occurs in 1.5 months?
  2. BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER YOURSELF ADLINE
  3. ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ADLINE
  4. Also, I have a cold.
  5. End rant bye
  6. Update: I did miss her birthday but I already got her presents
  7. Update update: my coworker gave me her cold and there is much suffering in my nasal area
  8. Ok this just seems mean now.
  9. This is the sister in law who kind of tries to edge me out?