Inspired by @danrobert
  1. An Outfit for All Seasons Because She Over-layers
  2. Feminine but Decidedly Geriatric
  3. She Clearly Owns a White Cat
  4. Cardigan Couture
  5. Did She Handle Bleach While Dressing?
  6. Those Good Will Birkenstocks Are Sad
  7. Smells Like Maybe That Shirt Sat in the Washer Too Long
  8. Plastic Tags Are Cool to Leave on for Literally Years
  9. Maybe She Slept in That Skirt
  10. She Must Have Gotten That Stain After She Left the House