Inspired by @semioccasional
  1. Death by firing squad.
  2. Fell asleep and can't wake up.
  3. Is on vacation....ON MARS!!!
  4. Murder/suicide with @ChrisK.
  5. Is stumping for Sanders.
  6. Went to Florida and fell down a sinkhole!
  7. Decided to live off the grid and off of the land. South Dakota.
  8. Just like really hates the month of February and is holed up in its bedroom, knees tucked to its chest, rocking back-and-forth.
  9. Is still functioning on the list app. It just blocked you.
  11. Is in that phase of the new relationship where you just shut out the rest of the world and disappear into each other. (I suspect it's with the Mental Floss account.)
  12. Had a mishap while hiking and is currently trying to cut off its arm in order to save its own life.
  13. Had a baby!
  14. Switched schools bc its parents moved, and it's found a totally new crowd and doesn't even talk about us with them.
  15. Was never really here. Mass delusion.
  16. Was you. YOU were Daily List Prompts. It's just that you have multiple personalities and are going through a streak of clarity.
  17. Has been busy riding shirtless on wild horses and hasn't had time. Sounds like Vladimir Putin?
    Suggested by @k8zinker
  18. Is thinking about helping Kanye with his debt and bags all they can focus on
    Suggested by @libby92
  19. We've been ghosted by Daily List Prompt 👻
    Suggested by @weimsworld
  20. 100% certain that @ChrisK runs @ListPrompts so if he's gone.. so is that account
    Suggested by @mchelle
  21. Is on an island in the Pacific with Amelia Earhart, D. B. Cooper, and Tupac
    Suggested by @momad