1. I inadvertently offended my manager last week. She took to the offense with an excitement and enthusiasm that was startling.
  2. When I told my mother about it, she explained that she, my mother, is suing the cousin of my boss's husband. They have adjoining properties.
    And my mother never mentioned it to me until I told her about the unpleasantness at work. She never thought to mention it to me.
  3. Sometimes I get so frustrated with my family. I get so frustrated with them, I can't tell you. This town is a coffin.
  4. I'm just going to start posting things that are super personal again. So what.