1. Splashy
  2. Can you give us a sec?
  3. We have fun.
  4. ford (as a verb)
  5. Cleave (does this word mean two opposite things bc I think it does.)
  6. I love drinking rum and cokes.
  7. Totes McGoats
    Suggested by @heyashton
  8. Lehman Brothers
    Suggested by @sarahgorman
  9. That CAN'T be a goat.
    Suggested by @eriknmichaelssrn
  10. "No mayo please"
    Suggested by @meg1
  11. "I'll just have water."
    Suggested by @meg1
  12. "That guy is hot! PLUS he's a hunter!"
    Suggested by @meg1
  13. "Beautiful day for a run!"
    Suggested by @meg1
  14. "I'm proud to have been born/raised in Texas/the South."
    Seriously considering commissioning a parody bumper sticker that says: "I was born in Texas, but I got out as fast as I could."
    Suggested by @Jazz
  15. I'll have dry brown toast.
    Suggested by @CatherineMurdoch
  16. Can you give us the room?
    People on TV get to say this all the time. Why can't I?
    Suggested by @readjulia
  17. Add more hollandaise
    Suggested by @teardropivy
  18. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice...
    Suggested by @momad