This is a note to my future self, detailing the perils of my unexpected newfound fame following my impromptu Holiday Spectacular
  1. 1.
    Doing background checks of Security Guards who check the dozen armored trucked that arrive each morning filled with precious gifts from anonymous admirers from around the world.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gU2jE-Mi5U I enjoy reading the exploits of former Navy Seals with black ops training but after a while they all blend together.
  2. 2.
    Serving Cease & Desist notices to Impersonators on Hollywood blvd
  3. 3.
    Everyone giving me rabbits constantly
  4. 4.
    Dogs treating me differently
  5. 5.
    Finally have to pay all my parking tickets
  6. 6.
    Being a ghost
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    Gary Busey Jr