Me not make list now me tell you reasons why
  1. 1.
    Want list to be good
    Want everything to be good and list is thing
  2. 2.
    Must add photos
    Photos make every list better. I had originally used the photo 7 in this list as the first, but then as I wrote I rejiggered the order in my head and now the list is the way it is and it works as an absurdist meta-list pandering to all BJ lovers out there. (mainly myself) People don't read text they only look at photos duh words are made of squiggles.
  3. 3.
    Numbers make list better
    Without numbers I would never fall asleep
  4. 4.
    It's literally 1:27am
    On the east coast. I watched interstellar last night it was pretty good it teaches you about time and space but by the time it's over like 3 hours of my life are gone and I want a TARS
  5. 5.
    I'm only halfway through this list, and I'm so tired of writing it, and listening to this podcast, and of being awake
    I'm kidding I love most of the things here at number 5 - this list masquerading as an item in a list
  6. 6.
    People will read literally anything
    So I can't just use this space to list all the people who have wronged me, because they might be reading this. That's right, I'm talking to you Phil, Will, Sam, Tom, Dave and Alex.
  7. 7.
    Mr. BJ reads all lists
    and if Mr BJ likes my list he say, "hey BJ good list! From, BJ" then world ends
  8. 8.
    Gary Busey Jr