All the Problems Referenced in Jay Z's Song 99 Problems

I count seven. Are there more?
  1. 1.
    Rap patrol on the gat patrol
  2. 2.
    Foes that want to ensure Jay Z's closed-casket funeral
  3. 3.
    Rap critics that say he's "money/cash/hos "
  4. 4.
    Radio stations that won't play his hits if he won't appear on their shows
  5. 5.
    Rap magazines that want to exploit him in order to earn more advertising revenue
  6. 6.
    A harrowing incident of racial profiling
  7. 7.
    Needing to strong arm a ho
  8. 8.
    After aforementioned strong-arm incident, his bail was an inordinately high half a mil, because of aforementioned racial profiling
    Suggested by   @chloesearcy
  9. 9.
    Hasn't passed the Bar
    I think he mentions at one point that he hasn't passed the bar. I don't know if he ever took the bar or went to law school, but that is a real problem if he has any hope of becoming a practicing attorney
    Suggested by   @mlh
  10. 10.
    Paparazzi
    Suggested by   @samantharonson
  11. 11.
    Feeling bad for you, son
    His big heart gets him into emotionally painful territory.
    Suggested by   @evanp
  12. 12.
    K-9 unit
    Suggested by   @samantharonson
  13. 13.
    Addict cell mates going through withdrawal.
    Suggested by   @samantharonson
  14. 14.
    Holes in his zapatos (this problem has been solved tho)
    Suggested by   @chloesearcy
  15. 15.
    The SYSTEM
    Suggested by   @samantharonson
  16. 16.
    Tautological though it may be, having so many problems counts as a problem in and of itself.
    Suggested by   @LevNovak