All the Starbucks Holiday Drinks, Ranked

Every year I go with my friend Caroline and we order all the drinks.
  1. 1.
    This made me want to convert to Christianity. Sweet and rich like an ideal dessert.
  2. 2.
    Salted Caramel Mocha
    Also excellent. More of a subtle dessert drink.
  3. 3.
    Skinny Peppermint Mocha
    Crisp, the only one I can imagine actually finishing.
  4. 4.
    Creme Brûlée Latte
    Not as straightforwardly delicious as the others. Too sweet, too milky. But better over time.
  5. 5.
    Chestnut Praline
    Good but a poor man's Snickerdoodle.
  6. 6.
    Gingerbread Latte
    Like a gingerbread cookie, its presence is the warm, cozy part. But it isn't actually tasty.
  7. 7.
    Flat White Holiday Spice
    Hate it! Faint taste of Mocha, stronger taste of cinnamon/pumpkin, bland all around.
  8. 8.
    Egg nog
    Thought it would be too sweet. Nope! Too bland! Insult to egg nog.