1. 0
    You have maximum power in a situation when you truly give zero fucks.
  2. 1
    It's great when you actually give a fuck. There's a risk and vulnerability to it, but if things work out, it will be especially meaningful.
  3. 2
    This is okay but not ideal. It's why people say "I could give 2 fucks." You could, but you don't.
  4. 2+
    It is pointlessly and distracting excessive to give more than two fucks about something. It's like sunblock with SPF Three Million.