Best Texts Received Today

Preserving anonymity of all involved.
  1. "Don't ever let me do dancing with the stars. It's soooooo dumb. But also I'd win"
  2. "I'm on the cusp of something good"
  3. "Josh Gad and Billy Crystal have a TV show! Who knew?"
  4. "THAT'S A LOT OF STUFF THOUGH"
  5. "Hi BJ - just a reminder to please leave the DVD behind the bushes today and I'll be by to pick it up around lunchtime. Thanks!"
  6. "Really good so far"