Chatbots I Would Totally Download

I think I'm serious. Comments welcome, as are response lists
  1. Proud Bot
    I'd tell it what I did that day and it would be proud of me
  2. Zen Bot
    Would text me big picture wisdom about life and letting go
  3. Nutritionist Bot
    It would ask me what I've been eating and give me advice
  4. Just Checking In Bot
    Just checking in