1. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
  2. Deeper Thoughts by Jack Handey
  3. Deepest Thoughts by Jack Handey
  4. What I'd Say to the Martians by Jack Handey
  5. The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey
  6. The Big Book of Jewish Humor edited by William Novak & Moshe Waldoks
  7. Spoiled Brats by Simon Rich
  8. Mindsploitation by Vernon Chatman
    This one is amazing. You know those companies that will write an essay for you, to cheat in college? This guy gave absurd/impossible/grotesque/etc. topics to these companies. These are the essays.
  9. Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling