Hillary Clinton Is the Boring One in This Election

If @shondarhimes created Hillary Clinton no one would ever have believed it
  1. Married to Bill Clinton
  2. Was First Lady; was cheated on in the White House; husband was impeached
  3. In 2008 was on track to become the first female President; was defeated by a guy who became the first black President
  4. The guy who defeated her appointed her to be Secretary of State
  5. After facing surprising primary resistance from an unexpected groundswell of youth support for a cool young black guy in 2008, faces surprising primary resistance from an unexpected groundswell of youth support for - of all things - a cool old white guy
  6. Likely on track to be the first female major party nominee for a general election, where she would presumably face off against someone considered to be the most wildly and openly misogynistic major party nominee in history (whose wedding she attended)