How to use a credit card chip card reader

  1. Swipe your card
  2. Swipe it again
  3. Say "oh, I don't know" when the person says "do you have a credit card with the chip card thing?"
  4. Check if your credit card has a chip
  5. Insert chip card
  6. Stare at it for 15-20 seconds
  7. Take it out
  8. Put it back in: it didn't have enough time to read
  9. Wait 45 seconds, staring
  10. All set!