I don't fuck with...

  1. Lord of the Rings
  2. Harry Potter
  3. Star Wars
  4. Skiing & other winter sports
  5. Stretching
  6. Mixed drinks
  7. Flavored coffee
  8. Siri
  9. Underground parking
  10. Beverly Hills
  11. Coffee rewards cards
  12. Golf
  13. Studio lots
  14. Pillows under my head
  15. Artificial lime flavor in Diet Coke or tortilla chips
  16. Calling you by both your first and middle name because that's what your parents tell me your name "is"
  17. Watching YouTube links that people text to me
  18. Getting a personal snapchat that was ALSO ON THEIR PUBLIC STORY
  19. Restaurants with iPads at the tables
  20. Sour cream