Inspired by the movie The Lobster.
  1. A hummingbird
    They seem very present
  2. A Pelican
    I'd be elegant, yet a bit odd looking. I could fly and chill by the water when I wanted or needed.
    Suggested by @kate81
  3. A French bulldog.
    Because everyone wants to hold you. And you can just look grumpy and they're still delighted.
    Suggested by @jeremysomething
  4. Cat
    They get to do basically what ever they want
    Suggested by @finesse
  5. Either a duck or a cat that lives at Disneyland
    Suggested by @mariahnp
  6. A giraffe
    As a short person, I'd like to see the world at new heights.
    Suggested by @sophian016
  7. A panda
    Because everyone is so obsessed with keeping them alive even though they're super lazy and not interested in helping themselves
    Suggested by @torrami
  8. An otter!
    Equal parts hard-work, resourceful, and fun
    Suggested by @rebeccaroanoke
  9. A jaguar
    I really like them.
    Suggested by @laughter
  10. A cat. So I could spend a good portion of my day lying in warm sunbeams and every now and then get a pat on my head.
    Suggested by @jpbateson
  11. An elephant
    They never forget... And I could eat as much as I wanted
    Suggested by @helenab
  12. A ladybug
    Pro: people think you're cute enough not to squish. Con: your life span is only 24 hours regardless of squishing
    Suggested by @scherzy
  13. Stingray
    Suggested by @ellied
  14. A golden retriever
    They are one of the most loved dogs and also seem to give the most love
    Suggested by @megbarrett
  15. A lion or a shark
    They're my favorite animals and they're both incredibly bad ass.
    Suggested by @missleswilson
  16. A rabbit 🐰
    I don't know why
    Suggested by @DawnCloud
  17. Care Bear
    Suggested by @RyanDangerSims
  18. Whale
    The only worthy answer. A flawless animal
    Suggested by @hannahbee
  19. Albatross
    The flap their wings once every thirty minutes. That's pretty good ROI
    Suggested by @jsilver
  20. A whale
    They are more majestic than I will ever be. Just huge and chill.
    Suggested by @cjstevenson
  21. Orca whale
    King of the ocean! Decent lifespan. Very social. But would need to worry about sea world capturing me for entertainment. Hmm might have to rethink this.
    Suggested by @aminam
  22. A chihuahua- small but fiery you'll definitely know I've been here🐶
    Suggested by @kattradio
  23. My cat
    Best. 💝
    Suggested by @kcupcaker
  24. A silky, luxurious stoat.
    Suggested by @Gola
  25. A dolphin.
    They are loving and help those in need. Also, they like to have fun playing in wakes.
    Suggested by @Amagine
  26. Dolphin. More time at at play than any other animal, sex for fun, and less being eaten by accident!
    Suggested by @adammrich
  27. Grizzly bear
    Smart, resourceful, playful, and independent. Cuddly and adorable, but could rip off your face if they needed to. And they get to sleep through the winter.
    Suggested by @StuckOnThe7
  28. Great White Shark
    So my mom will finally let me go swimming on Cape Cod.
    Suggested by @lgw
  29. a butterfly.
    Everyone thinks they are beautiful and harmless. they get to move around and fly being carefree
    Suggested by @venabena86
  30. Tortoise.
    Every time that hare starts pulling away from me and getting cocky, I can smirk confidently, secure in the knowledge that I will always win the race regardless of any reasonable knowledge of animal velocity.
    Suggested by @chrisnelson1323
  31. Flamingo
    Shrimp for days, son. The are hardcore repping pink (its the new neutral btw). Plus they manage to look elegant and goofy at the same time. Bonus mostly dope living situations.
    Suggested by @nacia13
  32. A fawn!
    I empathize with them so much so I feel like becoming one wouldn't make me feel too different. They're small and afraid but also eager to explore which is how I view myself. Also they're totally adorable.
    Suggested by @comedian
  33. Canadian Geese
    They're migratory (I like to travel) They're from Canada so they've got it together and are very successfully living in human altered ares. They get along well with others, flying in formation. Beyoncé would approve. Last they're Black and Tan just like a Mini Cooper I've been lusting after.
    Suggested by @angela3950
  34. Dolphin
    [almost as] Smart as a human being, but no a human being. See what I did there? Also, I think Dolphins are probably the most loved in the ocean
    Suggested by @edda
  35. Koala!
    20 hours of sleep every day? Yes please.
    Suggested by @vrinda
  36. Manatee
    Super chill. Float around in warm water all the time. Either sleeping or grazing on yummy foods. Absolutely adorable chubby bodies and that face! Their lives seem so relaxing.
    Suggested by @chelseerohmiller
  37. A sloth.
    Self explanatory.
    Suggested by @theshome
  38. a platypus!!
    what's better than the only mammal who lays eggs and can be a super secret agent (Perry)
    Suggested by @olivevera