Inspired by @sarahschussheim. This is my actual rider for when I perform standup at a college or theater. I was excited to make it when I was first asked at 24 and have not changed it since.
  1. Bottled water
  2. Venti black coffee from Starbucks
  3. 12 inch veggie sub from Subway with Swiss cheese, everything except banana peppers, salt and pepper
  4. Bananas
  5. Peanut butter granola bars
  6. Diet Coke
  7. One chocolate chip cookie