Proposed Additions to the Rules of Fight Club
It's been nearly twenty years since the rules of Fight Club were first introduced, and the world has changed a lot since then. Some proposed amendments to the rules of Fight Club:
- •Don't beat yourself upLiterally and figuratively! There was a famous case of a guy beating himself up that would be best not to repeat. And on a broader level, remember that everyone's going to lose an average of 50% of his or her fights. No need to be too hard on yourself! 😊
- •Talk about Fight Club!By all means, talk about Fight Club! It's time we admitted that's a huge part of our appeal: the macho pride afforded to those who participate in such a dangerous activity. It's also how we get new members. (And it's time to admit the old policy just wasn't working.) Talk about it, tweet about it, spread the word!
- •Please turn cell phones off or to "airplane mode" during fightsPhone calls and texting during fights is a distraction to the fighters. Please make sure all cell phones are on silent or airplane mode. If you are recording video, please wait to upload to a streaming platform after the fight has concluded.