1. "Beauty Supply" is such a striking combination of words
  2. Jerry Seinfeld is our most celebrated logician
  3. Whoever invented GMO's must have thought that he was solving world hunger and that he would be revered as a scientist for centuries, and would probably be shocked at how much we hate them
  4. Were fireworks always these colors? Like, these shades of colors, since they were invented? I bet these colors would have looked pretty futuristic back in the day
  5. My first thought on seeing a beautiful moon in the sky is "oh, Christ, is this gonna be my Instagram all night?"
  6. Weekend at Bernie's is obviously compelling as a comedy concept, but it still took a lot of balls for someone to say "yeah, let's really do this, I'm gonna pay for it, let's all devote a couple of years of our lives to this"