Vivid dreams I had last night

  1. The ghost of my future self, which I believe haunts my house, was going a little Poltergeisty – turning on the TV, opening doors, moving things around
  2. My Dad called on a landline to say that a childhood friend of mine, always notable for having a perfect-seeming life, had tried to "mow down" her family of eleven
  3. The choreographer of La La Land asked me to join their dance number onstage at the Oscars, saying it would be impulsive and interesting if I didn't know the moves. I was like ".... I don't know about that"