REASONS I MIGHT BE A 55 YEAR OLD MAN

  1. My big toes look a little iffy (gout)
  2. Abdominal pain that is 37% chance a hernia
  3. My hairline is looking a bit thinner than it used to
  4. Not being down with the youths
  5. Wondering if our country is ready for a woman president
    Hahahahahaha jk