1. So, like, should I start having kids now?
  2. I feel bitchier already
  3. I could go shorter
  4. Pony game strong
  5. Cutest pony of my entire life
  6. Thank god that hairdresser didn't listen to me
  7. Have I just looked like shit the past 26 years and no one told me?
  8. I hate you all
  9. Huh, no one told me I still have wine mouth from last night
  10. No one cares about me
  11. I am alone
  12. Alone with a good ass haircut
  13. This list was sponsored by Supercuts because I'm poor