Best advice I've ever received

  1. Holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die from it.
  2. When faced with two otherwise equal options, choose the one that will make the best story.
  3. You have 48 hours to complain about something, then you have to either work to change it, or make your peace with it.
  4. When your kids ask to do something with you, say yes as often as possible.
  5. Lift with your legs, not with your back.
  6. And (because of what day it is) always carry a towel.