Things I've Been Told Not to Do to Books but I Do Anyway

  1. Dog-ear pages
  2. Write in them
  3. Break the spine
  4. Read the end first
  5. Judge by its cover
  6. Lend out in the hopes of getting it back
  7. Read at the dinner table
  8. Stack on top of each other
  9. Use as doorstops
  10. Throw in the trash (I only did this with Nicholas Sparks)
  11. Throw against the wall (I only did this with Ayn Rand)
  12. Read in the bath
  13. Get lost in to the exclusion of all other life happenings