WHY IS THAT WHITE GIRL CRYING?
A pending Instagram account
- •Spelled her name Gessika at Starbucks
- •Whole Foods salad bar ran out of kale. Only spinach left.
- •Friend wearing the same Brandy dress at the Darty
- •Went to an exclusive party and no one got a picture of her thereIt's like she was never invited
- •Had to buy tampons right after her mani and her Sand Tropez is FUCKED
- •Her Cartier love bracelet made the metal detector go off at JFK