A pending Instagram account
  1. Spelled her name Gessika at Starbucks
  2. Whole Foods salad bar ran out of kale. Only spinach left.
  3. Friend wearing the same Brandy dress at the Darty
  4. Went to an exclusive party and no one got a picture of her there
    It's like she was never invited
  5. Had to buy tampons right after her mani and her Sand Tropez is FUCKED
  6. Her Cartier love bracelet made the metal detector go off at JFK