AWESOME THINGS THAT A GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME ON AN AIRPLANE JUST SAID

Stuck in a window seat
  1. "Yeah well I'm not just a doctor, I'm a plastic surgeon. I have a Rolls Royce"
    My response: "oh that's cool..."
  2. "Yeah all my friends wives and even my wifes friends wanna bang me because they know I can make them look perfect"
    My response: "oh that's cool..."
  3. "Yeah I have front row seats to all the major sports teams in Los Angeles"
    My response: "oh that's cool..."
  4. "Yeah jerry buss used to invite me to all his parties."
    My response: "oh that's cool..."
  5. "Do you do cross-fit?"
    My response: "oh that's coo... I mean no, no I don't"