IF I WERE THE ANTIDOTE TO THE DISEASES THAT YOU ALL ARE BECOMING, HERE WOULD BE MY SIDE EFFECTS:

Inspired by @Jakes
  1. Randomly hearing ABBA playing in your head
  2. Randomly staring at an insignificant spot at work while daydreaming of an action sequence breaking out in which you get attacked by some villain and you have superpowers and throw them across the room with your telekinesis and then you teleport and everyone stares in amazement
  3. Cravings for Mochi Ice cream
  4. Being tired but as hard as you try you can't successfully take naps
  5. Scratchy throat every day of your life
  6. Addiction to Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  7. Attracted to sounds of synthesizers