THINGS THAT GIRLS (MIS)INTERPRET AS "HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU"

  1. When his mom adds you on Facebook
  2. When he responds with three or more "ha's" to all your text jokes
  3. When he tells you that you can do better than the douchebags you're settling for
  4. When he watches movies/tv shows you recommend to him
  5. When y'all are 💛 on Snapchat
  6. When he picks up the $5 tab
  7. When he suggests you carpool
  8. When he pats your back when he's drunk
  9. When he breathes a certain way