New Years Resolutions I Can't Commit To

  1. Actually use my Birchbox products – all of them
  2. Actually use my Audible credits
  3. Stop impulse buying on Amazon
  4. Stop impulse buying on Etsy
  5. Wear more interesting lipstick colors than “Nude Flush”-ish tones
  6. Figure out how to cancel my Tidal subscription
  7. Read the magazines I subscribe to instead of buying $6 Us Weeklys at the airport because they have a cover story that “looks interesting”
  8. Stop getting 100% of my news from Twitter
  9. Stop playing into Starbucks’ master plans to get me to buy their coffee every. day. (Starbucks for Life, anyone?)
  10. Stop mobile ordering literally everything (coffee, Jimmy John’s, groceries sometimes) so you don’t have to talk to anyone