Things I want for Christmas

As told by a stay at home mom
  1. To take a shower without a toddler screaming "mama bath" and trying to get in fully clothed
  2. Go to the bathroom without an audience asking questions
  3. To have a clean house
    Sounds simple enough but think about cleaning up while your drunk college roommate walks around behind you eating chips and running into things. Yeah it's almost like that.
  4. To wake up rested...like really rested...like before kids rested
  5. For someone to actually listen to me and do what I've asked....anyone