why were they all food?
  1. Roadkill
    probably the best one
  2. Morning
  3. Vanilla Wafer
    I'm definitely going to forget a bunch of Anthony ones there were just too many
  4. Copper Penny/Pancake
    the nicknames that weren't as good
  5. Sparkles
    pretty much the only nickname where we actually called the person that to their face
  6. Doritos
    wow it sounds like his last name so original
  7. Soup
    again, it sounds like his name, soooooo original
  8. Vegetable Soup/Lobster Stew/Expired Soup
    there were definitely more soups that I can't think of