TYPES OF CLOTHING THAT MAKE ME FEEL SAFE

  1. Capes
    Could be the superhero vibe or the knowledge that my clothing can double as a picnic blanket. Feeling anxious, nervous and shy? No problem. You can cover your entire face and body with that thing on your back. Bonus: giant napkin.
  2. Rubber soled boots
    Safest footwear in case of being struck by lightning or wandering through a construction site! Hope you don't mind sweaty summer feet.
  3. Giant baggy trousers
    Usually have excellent/deep pockets, no one can tell what shape my butt is, breezy as fuck.